Harry potter outsmarts everyone fanfiction

Harry potter outsmarts everyone fanfiction. This story has been on my mind for a while and finally decided it wanted to be written. During the summer before fifth year when Harry Potter isn’t allowed any correspondence from his friends, he finds a new pen-pal. Flashback . Harry the twin brother of the boy-who-lived comes to Hogwarts and gets sorted into Slytherin. Following his friends' betrayal during the fourth year, Harry receives help from an unexpected person Aug 9, 2018 · Harry Outsmarts everyone. H/Hr/DG, light Ron! and Dumbledore!Bashing, mild language. Aug 3, 2022 · Harry laughed out loud and said, "Get up you idiots. , Albus D. Rated: Fiction K - English - Harry P. "Yes, Peeves, I did. Harry is brooding over his involvement in the Tri-Wizard Tournament when he receives an offer of help from a most unexpected source. 9. Watch as this changes the course of history. - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 231 - Published: Jul 30, 2019 - Status: Complete Harry Potter - J. By Mutt N Feathers. " Harry ignored the insults. Rowling. A large part of Dumbledore, the part which had been humbled by the realisation his delusions of grandeur accrued by the fight with Gellert Grindelwald, of being one of the leaders of a new world order where wizards, no longer fearing the muggles, could finally guide the 2nd August 1995. 00 PM. "With Potter gone, who here are filthy little mudbloods. Harry was abandoned by his parents at the Dursleys only for them to abandon him in New York a few years later. Thank you! Harry Potter is So Done. " "HARRY POTTER!" Dumbledore yelled. " Harry said. Unashamabley Harmony. - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,387 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Status May 15, 2015 · Harry, Ron and Hermione, as promised, met up with Dobby, the free house elf, to explain their plan to him and ask him for his help. "He's gone. "A beauty, isn't she?" He added and turned his gaze to study the subject of the talk. He was trying to hurry Harry Potter from the DMLE's Hearing Office to one of the Ministry's Courtrooms where his hearing had been rescheduled to be held. Apr 3, 2019 · James and Lily have been put into a coma, Adrian Potter is the boy-who-lived, Dumbledore raises him and drops his twin at his aunts. "Come on girl, tell me how to open this place," Umbridge snapped at the girl who just kept repeating. Soon after Cornelius Fudge becomes Minister in April 1990, Lucius Malfoy tracks down Harry Potter to the wizard boy's house on Privet Drive in Little Whinging. Just like with Naruto fanfiction I have read some amazing stories and some less amazing but every story was worth the time to check out. Luckily, Harry met a strange magician under circumstances only Harry could consider normal. " Harry looks at his lap, face flushed, hands clenched together. James and Remus are Albus' lapdogs and Harry's twin Hadrian is the one they're calling Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived. Everyone better sit down and Professor Snape, for once in your cursed life as the dongeon bat, shut the fuck up and listen to the real Harry Potter. Harry rolled his eyes but kept his mouth shut. Everything is fine. Request. But after all the years of being hit and bullied by his cousin and his gang, Harry decided Dudley deserved what was happening. Chapter one. "i love it too. But the Headmaster has one last trick to play - and an offer Harry would be a fool to turn down. Lucius's plot? To Killing-Curse three Muggles and the nine-year-old Boy Who Lived. The cold pit that had replaced his stomach froze over as the headmaster turned his gaze towards him. " "No. Potter. Harry Potter stories were the first stories that I read on and I have read tons of them. AU as usual, this is my version of a Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived story. , Daphne G. Harry wants revenge. Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. If I was a real drug dealer and you were my customers, you'd all be handing over the Galleons right now. Well, they are all getting posted tonight so see how you like them. " Voldemort sneered. ] - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,571 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 1/13/2022 - Published: 11/7/2021 - Status: Complete Jan 12, 2020 · I Don't own Harry Potter. My heart rate increases drastically, Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. Thus began a new chapter in all their lives. One by one they were sorted. Why would that suddenly change in the Wizarding World? But a snake in lion's clothing wouldn't reveal itself until it was to late to stop him. "I believe there are mitigating circumstances if you would be so kind as to LET ME FUCKING SPEAK!" A crackle of magic punctuated his demand quite nicely, making the Minister jump, startled. Harry Potter was cut off as the man presiding over his hearing once again interrupted with another hasty question for which the only answer could be "Yes, but – . This news quickly spread across the common room and everyone was in awe at Harry. Harry is different from what anyone expecting and he holds a few secrets. He looked around at everyone watching him. He wanted freedom, and he would get it. Oct 21, 2021 · A Harry Potter Fan Fiction . Harry Potter Gets Revenge (COMPLETE) Fanfiction. . I swear to uphold the laws of our world. Hilarity ensues with each progressive step. He is raised by his muggle aunt and uncle, if not lovingly, then at least with care. Percy Weasley here keeps interrupting the argument Minister Fudge and I are having. " Harry takes another deep breath before responding, his eyes still on his lap. Harry Potter is transported into the world of House of the Dragon to restore Valyria to its former glory and to mend the weave in the house of Targaryen by the fourteen flames as their champion. Weasley's mollycoddling and he proves just how much he needs to know what is going on. ' Did you understand it that time. I'm using this one to get all my rants and conspiracy theories out (all at once at least). They all looked nervous for some reason. Same rules apply as with my CR stories. When Harry first felt the dementors he did think of helping Dudley. "She's a ferocious beauty," he To keep Harry safe and sound in case Dumbledore gave into his delusions of grandeur and believed he could get away with whatever he wished, Jasper Potter and Lucie Swallow, the MACUSA Head of the DMLE were there as well, and as if that hadn't aggravated the old Headmaster, Professor Fontaine was there as well. "Nah. Books Harry Potter. Harry's voice was cold and low, but everyone in the courtroom heard him. Harry couldn't do anything but watch, as his beloved professor took his final breath "Cornelius said so and everyone knows Potter killed him as a baby. He had already placed his bet with some older students on Cedric Diggory. " Harry walks and sees Dumbledore's reaction. Are you now caught up with the rest of us. Here is Revenge. He felt Hermione pushing him gently, trying to get him to stand. "said hermione"it's a pity that harry couldn't jo"she suddenly stopped, her face red. ) He felt … even worse. Jun 16, 2020 · Everyone stopped talking. "Hello sir. But things may not be as they seem Rated: Fiction K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - [Harry P. Everyone in the Minister's party looked confused as the resident poltergeist zipped into the room and came to a floating stop in front of Harry. " Harry cleared his throat and held his wand straight up in the air. Unexpected By: un-serious writer. "harry"she whispered Sep 10, 2019 · Harry Potter belongs to JK Rowling, I just like playing with the characters. Harry Potter-Evans is abandoned by his famous parents, Lily and James Potter, after Lord Voldemort is defeated. "Caught you dreaming, didn't I?" the man chuckled. Lord Potter-Black, the floor is yours. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. They started to push him forward. Its just so soothing to watch the manipulators plans come apart. Harry's body was flung towards the staff table, toppling over the food and utensils on it. Little did he know what Meleys, the goddess of love, had in store for him. " An hour later Harry had left Gringotts bank, he was rather happy about what had happened as the goblin had explained several things such as how the money system worked, and unlike the other people in the pub they straight out told him why he was famous and gave him a recommended list of books to read. This seemed to be the thousandth time since the start of the School. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. For a moment, Harry thought he had done it by accident, but he quickly realized the only thing that could make the stars go out and the summer heat turn to winter. "Before we start the trials, Lord Potter-Black would like to claim his seats. I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER OR ANY OF ITS ORIGINAL CHARACTERS. Sure he hated me, but the feeling was mutual. " Colin said as he pocketed his share. " "Did you Dolores Jane Umbridge deliberately and knowingly order Dementors from Azkaban to unlawfully administer the Kiss to Harry James Potter of Little Whinging, Surrey despite knowing that he had been neither charged with any crime nor sentenced by the Wizengamot?" "Yes. Aug 31, 2021 · Harry's POV (AN: This first bit is part of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, at the very end of chapter 06. I would love to have some suggestions. Albus Dumbledore was dying. Arthur Weasley had developed a slightly perplexed look on his face. The following was inspired by Educational Decree 24. "I, Harry James Potter-Black do hereby claim my rightful seats in front of the Wizengamot body. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. "You needed to see me, sir," Harry prompted after a moment of silence. " He greeted with a smile. "Why was only Harry Potter being prosecuted when Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasley assisted him in acquiring the cup?" "Hermione Granger is a Muggle and has no vault. Harry's head snapped up. Harry glanced around and noticed the night was black and there wasn't another soul or sound nearby. He agreed that they should be nervous if they were thinking of doing what he thought they were thinking of doing. " When other Gryffindors asked what was happening Neville and Ron quickly explained that everything that happened in Wizengamot was according to Harry's plans. He had been dying for a long time now, fully aware his time was coming to an end. In the blink of an eye, Hogwarts headmaster, Albus Dumbledore, fell from the top of the Astronomy Tower. "Harry Potter. I would love to read some fics where Harry addresses how everyone treated him, Hermione, and Neville in their first year after McGonagall took 150 points each from them, how everyone treated him as evil incarnate as a second year, how people literally just accepted Malfoy and others bullying him about his supposedly traitorous and murderous godfather wanting to kill him and the life-sucking A big red light started flashing on top of the door. Author's Note: A phenomenal author by the name of Old Crow is writing a brilliant story called Unintended Consequences: The Great Wand Out about everyone in Wizarding Europe suddenly becoming wandless. He grew up having to look out for himself. I'm Harry Potter. "Harry Potter!" This time, the headmaster's voice was more forceful. Making new friends and new enemies, Harry must face betrothal contracts, and Ancient Houses all while navigating politics and still dealing with the threat of Voldemort. Just a heads up there will be; character rants, Ron and Dumbledore bashing, limes/lemons, swearing, and a lot of violence. Dumbledore bashing, pre-Hogwarts Harmony. Trial and Error. everyone especially loved the soup. I said 'There are no Dementors outside Ministry control. He'd been euphoric that Harry Potter and his friends wanted him to help them and practically fainted when Hermione thanked and hugged him for agreeing to help them. Skip it if you don't care for dialogue. "Snoutlout. Think you know this story? Think again. which of his friends will stay by his side during this revenge and w Harry Potter used highly advanced magic to subdue the dragon and even used impressive wandless magic to ensure his victory in the first task! But of course this wasn't enough for our young hero! No, Harry uncovered a nefarious plot by an impostor professor with the help of one of his teachers, Professor Minerva McGonagall. Harry exchanged confused glances with Hermione and Ron as he finished packing up his stuff, but didn't make a move to leave the classroom. I'm just helping out a few friends and associates. He could hear people talking about Harry Potter and smirked to himself they were in for a shock. AU. A Short one-shot, mostly AU, and will discuss how Harry and his team completely disrupted all of Dumbledore's plans. Sirius is dead, the pain was still there for Harry, his only loving family dead because he couldn't control his emotions, 'It's my fault' he thought looking in the headmasters office, he was sitting in a chair looking at the portrait of Phineas Black looking down at him looking sour as ever from hearing of Sirius's death. From the moment I started reading Harry Potter fanfiction I was hooked and couldn't stop reading. " But this was old after the first two times and really, the inky haired teen was eager to go back to his godfather's dank, damp, decrepit home. Chapter One: Meeting Fudge and the True Dumbledore. " Harry's argument against Mrs. Limited bashing (mainly of James). Harry James Potter entered the courtroom of the Ministry of Magic carrying a briefcase, casting a severe expression of annoyance on his face. Fifteen-year-old Harry James Potter sat beside his godfather at the huge dining table in Number twelve Grimmauld Place, the headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix, with the other Weasleys and a few members of the Order occupying the places around the table. However, when the Order of the Phoenix capture his leaders, they go to great lengths to stop it. Nope. Harry's the drug dealer and we're all his customers. Once everyone was gone, Harry moved to close the door before starting up towards the potion master's desk. "You don't have a week, you have a day!" Harry Potter shouted to her before leaving Flitwick's Office, slamming the door. Jul 9, 2017 · Andromeda had asked the question Ragnok feared most – that Griphook's guilt had been ignored so that Harry Potter could be blamed and his vaults confiscated. Thrust into the magical world as he starts his journey at Hogwarts, Harry finds himself sidelined, overshadowed by his celebrated twin brother Harry Potter wasn't stupid nor naive. And should the Ministry or Voldemort stand in his way? Harry was tired of everyone asking him if he was okay, or if he needed to see the matron- Right now, all he needed was some alone time, time to be completly alone aside from his thoughts. AU GoF. Apr 3, 2022 · When a Lion Cries, A Harry Potter Fanfiction "AVADA KEDAVRA," uttered Severus Snape, and a flash of green light appeared right before Harry Potter's eyes. And October hadn't started! "Harry, I told you that will kill your brain cells!" Hermione Granger, his best friend, said with a lecturing tone. Arthur Weasley, father of his friend and member of the Order of the Phoenix, had dropped him off, though Harry would've gladly went to the Ministry by himself. Dudley was on his list, right under his Vernon and Petunia. Everyone loves Harry and is surprised to discover his low self-esteem due to mistreatment growing up. , Andromeda T. So much so that it refused to let me draft anything for my other stories until this one was written. Harry, however, couldn't quite remember the man's name. " Sirius Black removes Harry from his neglectful family and Takes him into the House of Black. It would not end well for them. Aug 31, 2019 · This time is wasn't Harry, but a piercing cold that went straight to your soul. Harry Potter Slash FanFiction. That particular trope is one I love reading when I have had a rough day. " Instantly several things start to happen. He paused and counted, same result. Jul 30, 2019 · How to Outsmart Albus Dumbledore with Politics By: telmeastory. Potter, it would take a week!" Hooch shouted to the teen. BY ORDER OF THE HIGH INQUISITOR OF HOGWARTS. Harry Potter disappears the summer after the fourth year, but returns during his trial a changed youth, he's more mature. Dumbledore's Final Trick. It's still hard to believe that's all. " He reaches the Goblet of Fire and links himself to Hogwarts. Harry Potter and the Daft Morons, UNFINISHED (but still worth reading, as the 2 dark lords in Harry's life are dead and gone by chapter 64, and the rest is trying to improve society in the aftermath), 745k words, 84 chapters: 'At the first task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament Harry sees his chance to strike down his enemies - and takes it. "Potter, Harry. Potter probably wouldn't go to Azkaban on just the vandalism charge but a conviction would prevent him from ever seeking public office. " This time it was louder, allowing those other than his best friend to hear him. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. Finally, they were lead into the hall. Harry didn't know what was going on, but something didn't feel right… Harry Potter was sitting on the train to London on a bright July morning and thankfully was garnering very little attention. "How brave of you Harry Potter, bow to death. "All those who find Harry Potter guilty of vandalism of the building housing the ministry of magic please raise your lighted wand" he asked hopefully. Meanwhile, outside the room. "Avada Kedavra!" A beam of green light erupted from Voldemort's wand, much to everyone's shock and fear, and hit Harry's chest. He quickly said, "Positions," and as the Room of Requirement changed before their eyes everyone took their places. Bonus points if Harry is OP as well. All student organisations, societies, teams, groups and clubs are henceforth disbanded. Or would he? Call this a satirical character study if you will. "Mr. " "Potter," Snape finally says, "you know very well what we are here to discuss. So everyone in the gigantic room heard Harry's murmured words: "Here it comes. School Fees for the Weasley Children, a Marriage contract between Ginny and Viscount Potter-Black, which is void by the way because of the Royal Marriage Act of 1772, and She would never approve it (She meaning the Queen) and a plan for Ginny and the family to reap the windfall after Potter Black's death, by having him die!" "Three turns should do it" said Dumbledore. How would the Marvel Universe and the Harry Potter world change now that he's being raised by the Sorcerer Supreme, in his way to supremacy? WBWL. K. He studied all the teachers at the Head Table. And the pleasure is all mine. "My Lord bellowed?" Harry smiled in a manner that Tonks was glad wasn't aimed at her. Then his lips drooped into a frown. Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Drama - Harry P. But then my eyes widen as I think: "Wait, this – this is my – my chance. Oct 3, 2012 · Everyone heard a noise and turned to see Harry Potter hitting his head against Gryffindor's Table once more. He then challenged other Fan Fic writers to take the story's basic premise and give it their spin. Minerva McGonagall sighed, wondering how they would fix the situation. Just everyone helping him overcome his trauma slowly and tending to his mental and physical wounds, taking care of him, and doting over him. Harry Potter's temper has always been rather dangerous, but it's not until things start bursting into flames that people realise exactly how fiery it is. Ragnok answered yes. Wish I did but I am not female so can't even pretend. Once everyone had grabbed their share, Harry addressed them again. Looking for a "Harry outsmarts his manipulators" fanfic. Harry Potter is about to begin his 5th year of Hogwarts when he discovers that his parents have been alive the whole time and that Dumbledore was lying to him. May 15, 2022 · Unexpected Chapter 1: 1, a harry potter fanfic | FanFiction. Harry sat on the Gryffindor table listening to the chatter around him as everyone speculated on who was going to be the Gryffindor Champion. As Harry took a deep, calming breath, he thought, Execute Emergency Plan Bollocks. "Furthermore, I have to say a few things. It's a pleasure to meet you. "Minerva, it cannot be done!" The flight instructor told the head of Gryffindor once more. A/N: Hey everyone this is my first Harry Potter story (posted). He was dressed in his cousins too large hand me downs, baseball cap, and a 'borrowed' backpack. Language: After all, only Harry knew what had happened in the previous timeline, retaining both sets of memories. Harry was disappointed, but not shocked, to hear his name called, even though he had not submitted his name to the Goblet. Harry followed the man's gaze and could only agree with his statement, letting his small head bob up and down excitedly. "Same message to you, Headmaster. Dumbledore was finishing his seventh bowl of soup, and even professor moody, who hardly ate anything, had second helpings. This all seemed really pointless to him. This sub is for fanfic recommendations and discussion related to LGBT pairings and characters in the Harry Potter universe. All types of LGBT pairings and characters are welcome as well as triads and poly ships. No matter what Dumbledore, the Ministry or Voldemort might think. Fudge sneered condescendingly at Harry, "I would be glad to since you suddenly seem incapable of basic english at the moment Mr. " Harry didn't like the look of the veil now any more than he did back then. Harry, contrary to popular belief, wasn't hurt, and was slightly in awe of the power Voldemort had shown that night. It will have similar themes to my other HP stories but James and Lily lived and Sirius died that Halloween. Lucius's evil scheme is three-quarters successful. Harry walked up to him and held out his hand, like he'd seen the Thomson's do the few times they had taken him to a meeting with them. "this soup is awesome!"said ron as he guzzled it down. Harry believes he has finally achieved true independence. And now that the fire's been lit, Harry isn't all that willing to let it be smothered again, in fact he's all for letting it burn. The goblin took his hand and shook it. dttmq drwfxfh itoty izhtjw yydie jhsqd ygbr cde ujed uichf